Toyota Football Fever Show 16
What the UK papers said this week?
1) Pards out, Curbs In at Upton Park
ALAN PARDEW has been sacked by new West Ham
chief Eggert Magnusson, after a poor run of form that culminated
in the 4-0 loss at the Reebok Stadium to Bolton last weekend.
Magnusson had previously stated that Pardew
was the man to lead the club forward, but seems to have
had an abrupt change of heart.
Alan Curbishley has been appointed as the
new manager in his place, and Curbishley who was Charlton
boss for 15 years revealed that he had been urged to join
the Hammers by none other than Sir Alex Ferguson.
2) Sir Alex: “Becks not World
class”
ALEX FERGUSON has hailed only six Manchester
United players he regards as world class during his reign.
The list from his 20 years in charge does
NOT include David Beckham, with whom he had an acrimonious
split.
Becks came runner-up in the competition for
World Player of the Year during his time at United. But
he did not get a mention in Fergie’s elite list —
although the Old Trafford boss predicts Cristiano Ronaldo
will become No 7.
3) Gerrard seal of approval for Sheikh
STEVEN GERRARD knows Liverpool’s future
is bright — after meeting the men behind the Anfield
takeover.
The Reds’ inspirational skipper insists
the Kop kings are in safe hands after enjoying a face-to-face
chat with Sheikh Mohammed’s business group.
Dubai International Capital, who are in talks over a proposed
£450million takeover of the club, are moving ever
closer to buying the Red half of Merseyside.
England ace Gerro revealed he was delighted
with the situation. He said: “I think the future is
bright.
"I’m very excited. They assured
me and the rest of the players that the club is going to
be in safe hands and that the future is going to be really
bright.
4) Toffees in Reo-Coker raid
EVERTON will give Alan Curbishley an immediate
headache with a swoop for Nigel Reo-Coker.
Boss David Moyes is determined to lure the
£10million-rated West Ham skipper to Goodison Park
next month.
And new Hammers boss Curbishley faces a battle
to keep wantaway Reo-Coker, who has been accused by Upton
Park fans of being the main culprit behind Alan Pardew’s
sacking on Monday.
5) Pardy Time
DRUNK West Ham players mocked ex-boss Alan
Pardew, romped with scantily-clad girls and scuffled at
their Christmas party to shatter claims of being devastated
by his sacking
The jibe at Pardew came as the club DJ grabbed
the microphone from defender Anton Ferdinand and proposed
a toast to the departed Upton Park boss.
Ferdinand, Reo-Coker, Carlton Cole, and old
team-mate Elliot Ward all responded by booing and jeering
loudly, then rolling around laughing. They then threw themselves
on to the dance floor, pushing and shoving each other playfully
to their favourite song 'Pow!', by rap star Lethal Bizzle.
Things turned nasty at around 1am, however,
when midfielder Hayden Mullins was caught up in a scuffle
and was bundled out of an emergency exit by security guards
before being told not to come back.
Quotes of the Week
“If you buy a Ferrari, from the first
day it goes well - unless it's a Russian who buys it and
it breaks in two” Arsene Wenger takes a not so subtle
swipe at Chelsea.
"England did nothing in the World Cup,
so why were they bringing books out? 'We got beat in the
quarter-finals. I played like s**t. Here's my book.' Who
wants to read that? I don't.” Man City midfielder
Joey Barton, who doesn’t seem to care if his international
teammates hate him.
"We must focus on the next game, and
then the one after that. We can put together a good run
of results now and then our league position will be better"
Rafa Benitez makes football look easy…
"It is unbelievable that we never lost
a game at the World Cup, yet went out on penalties in the
quarter-finals." England boss Steve McLaren, who fails
to mention that he never lost a game to Ecuador, Paraguay
and Trinidad and Tobago.
"If you ask me if I'd rather see Chelsea
or Man Utd win the title then I will answer Arsenal."
Arsene Wenger again, who obviously doesn’t quite grasp
the question asked to him.
Last Weeks Premiership Results
| Man Utd 3 |
Man City 1 |
Rooney (6)
Saha (45)
Ronaldo (84) |
Trabelsi (72) |
Report: Manchester City's
32-year wait for an Old Trafford win goes on as United moved
another step closer in their quest to end a three-year title
drought with a 3-1 derby triumph. Cristiano Ronaldo's late
goal ensured the Red Devils marched nine points clear of
Chelsea at the Premiership summit.
| Blackburn 1 |
Newcastle 3 |
| Pedersen (47) |
Martins (31, 90)
Taylor (35) |
Report: Newcastle maintained
their recent revival with a third successive Premiership
victory to haul themselves five points clear of the relegation
zone. Two goals in four first-half minutes from striker
Obafemi Martins and centre-back Steven Taylor set the Magpies
on their way to a 3-1 success against Blackburn, who had
Stephane Henchoz sent off just before the break.
| Liverpool 4 |
Fulham 0 |
Gerrard (54)
Carragher (61)
Luis Garcia (66)
Gonzalez (90) |
|
Report: Liverpool's Scouse
heart of Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher scored two of
the four goals which finally accounted for a resilient Fulham
4-0 at Anfield. After dominating a goalless first half,
the Reds finally made the breakthrough when Gerrard followed
in his saved 53rd-minute penalty after Ian Pearce's handball.
| Middlesbrough 1 |
Wigan 1 |
| Yakubu (67) |
Camara (pen 24) |
Report: Aiyegbeni Yakubu's
fifth goal of the season spared Middlesbrough a third successive
Barclays Premiership defeat as Wigan left Teesside with
a 1-1 draw. The Nigerian struck on 66 minutes, converting
a James Morrison cross to give his side some reward for
a vastly-improved second-half display following a first-half
horror show.
| Portsmouth 2 |
Everton 0 |
Taylor (14)
Kanu (26) |
|
Report: Matt Taylor's spectacular
45-yard special followed by a perfect blast from nine-goal
Nwankwo Kanu sent Portsmouth up to third in the Barclays
Premiership as injury-hit Everton were left stunned by a
2-0 loss at Fratton Park.
| Tottenham 5 |
Charlton 1 |
Berbatov (31, 66)
Tainio (33)
Malbranque (55)
Defoe (63) |
Dawson (o.g. 43) |
Report: Dimitar Berbatov
scored the first and last goals as Tottenham opened the
floodgates to thrash relegation-threatened Charlton 5-1
at White Hart Lane. Teemu Tainio, Steed Malbranque and Jermain
Defoe also scored for Spurs, who extended their run of wins
at home to nine and revived hopes of challenging for a Champions
League place.
Report: Watford stumbled
to their fifth goalless draw in the Barclays Premiership
this season to leave their prospects of survival looking
even bleaker. This match against Reading was the ninth time
in 16 league matches Adrian Boothroyd's team have failed
to score, and they are heading for an immediate return to
the Coca-Cola Championship if that ratio does not improve
dramatically.
| Bolton 4 |
West Ham 0 |
Davies (17, 52)
Diouf (77)
Anelka (78) |
|
Report: Gary Speed marked
a record 500th Premier League appearance by having a hand
in three of Bolton's goals as they crushed West Ham 4-0.
The 37-year-old veteran was rightly given a standing ovation
when he came off with two minutes to go after a midfield
master class.
| Chelsea 1 |
Arsenal 1 |
| Essien (84) |
Flamini (74) |
Report: A stunning goal
by Michael Essien preserved Chelsea's unbeaten league record
under Jose Mourinho and cut Manchester United's lead at
the top of the Barclays Premiership to eight points with
a 1-1 draw with Arsenal.
| Sheff Utd 2 |
Aston Villa 2 |
Quinn (50)
Webber (64) |
Petrov (2)
Baros (64) |
Report: Milan Baros ended
an eight-month goal drought for Aston Villa as Martin O'Neill's
side denied Sheffield United a third successive Premiership
victory.
| Chelsea 1 |
Newcastle 0 |
| Drogba (74) |
|
Report: Didier Drogba climbed
off the substitutes' bench to score the only goal of the
game for Chelsea against Newcastle and cut Manchester United's
lead at the top of the Barclays Premiership to five points.
| Wigan 0 |
Arsenal 1 |
| |
Adebayor (88) |
Report: Emmanuel Adebayor
scored his fifth goal of the season with a late winner at
Wigan to lift Arsenal up to third in the Barclays Premiership.
Togo striker Adebayor struck the only goal of the game in
the 88th minute to continue Wigan's misery against the top-flight's
big guns
Team of the Week - Newcastle United
There has been much doom and gloom this season
at St. James’ Park, with a poor start to the season,
and almost the entire first team squad injured at some point
or another. Despite this, Glenn Roeder’s side have
started to find their feet in the last few weeks, and their
away victory at Blackburn was an important win for them.
They then followed this up with a determined performance
against Champions Chelsea, only losing out to a late Drogba
goal. With the Transfer window opening soon, and players
returning from injury, a push to Europe is now on the cards.
Player of the Week - Gary Speed
The first player to play 500 games in the
Premiership, 37 year old Speed has played for Leeds, Everton,
Newcastle and Bolton, and he capped his landmark appearance
this week with a wonderful performance in his sides 4-0
win over West Ham, having a hand in three of the goals.
Donkey of the Week - Bernardo Corradi
If you’re going to dive, perhaps best
not to do it in front of 70,000 watching people in a live
television game, and also probably best not to fall to ground
so ridiculously that even a naïve child wouldn’t
have been convinced.
Upcoming Premiership Games
Arsenal v Portsmouth
Suspensions
Injuries ARS - Henry, Diaby, Lauren, (Gallas), (Rosicky)
POR - Lua-Lua, Stefanovic, Cole
Prediction 3-1
Reason: Arsenal need to
start playing well, and getting results soon if they want
to have any chance at an outside run for the title. Last
weeks results were a good start, but they must win this
game against former captain Sol Campbell’s new club
Portsmouth – and I think they will.
Aston Villa v Bolton
Suspensions BOL - Diouf
Injuries AST - Sorensen, Laursen, Moore, Delaney
BOL - Fortune, O’Brien
Prediction 1-2
Reason: Aston Villa fans
will be hoping for something other than a draw here, as
Villa have managed a stalemate in ten of their seventeen
games so far. Bolton should be confident after their thumping
of West Ham, and I feel that the Trotters will take all
three points.
Charlton v Liverpool
Suspensions
Injuries CHA - Lisbie, (Traore), (Thomas)
LIV - Zenden, Sissoko, Kewell, (Warnock)
Prediction 0-3
Reason: Liverpool’s
away form has been dreadful this season, but some big scores
in recent games will have lifted their confidence, and against
a poor Charlton side, the Reds should continue to improve
that record.
Newcastle v Watford
Suspensions NEW - Babayaro
Injuries NEW - Duff, Moore, Harper, Bramble, Krul, Ameobi,
Owen, Bernard, Carr, N’Zogbia, (Dyer), (Parker)
WAT - Foster, King, (Carlisle)
Prediction 2-1
Reason: Despite having an
entire team of players injured, Newcastle’s recent
form has been good. With home advantage against relegation-battling
Watford, they should manage to take all three points here.
Reading v Blackburn
Suspensions BLA - Henchoz
Injuries REA - Convey, Cox, Mate, Kitson, Brown, (Murty),
(Seoul)
BLA - Emerton, Roberts, Reid, Enckelman, Nelson, (Khizanishvili)
Prediction 2-1
Reason: Blackburn have slipped
to within one place of the relegation zone and results need
to improve for Mark Hughes’ boys. Reading at home
though have been playing some great football, and should
pile more misery on the Rovers.
Wigan v Sheff Utd
Suspensions
Injuries WIG - Valencia, Filan, Teale, Taylor, (de Zeeuw)
SHF - NONE
Prediction 1-1
Reason: Sheffield United
have picked up their results after a poor start to the season,
and they are battling hard to stay in the division. Wigan
have had a topsy-turvy season so far, so I can see a draw
at the JJB.
Everton v Chelsea
Suspensions
Injuries EVE - Turner, Cahill, Pistone, (Hibbert), (Arteta),
(Osman), (McFadden), (Neville)
CHE - Cole, Cech, (Cudicini)
Prediction 0-2
Reason: With all their players
fit, Everton would have a struggle on their hands to take
anything from this fixture, and with almost their entire
first choice midfield on the physio’s couch, there
shouldn’t be another hiccup for Jose Mourinho.
Man City v Tottenham
Suspensions MAC - Corradi, Thatcher
TOT - Zokora, Dawson
Injuries MAC - Mills, Logan, Jihai, (Weaver), (Hamann)
TOT - Tainio, Jenas, Keane, Mido, (Defoe), (Gardner)
Prediction 3-1
Reason: Despite last weeks
derby loss, City have looked in better form of late, and
have an impressive home record. Spurs also have an impressive
home record, but have been poor on their travels, so a home
win is the most likely result here.
West Ham v Man Utd
Suspensions
Injuries WHM - Gabbidon, Ashton
MAN - NONE
Prediction 1-2
Reason: New Hammers boss
Alan Curbishley could not have started with a harder fixture,
and he will be hoping for his new players to be focused
on proving why they should be part of his plans. I feel
this will be an open, close game, but United should win
through.
Fulham v Middlesbrough
Suspensions MID - Pogatetz
Injuries FUL - Niemi, Bullard, Elrich, Pembridge, Elliott,
(Quedrue)
MID - Huth, McMahon
Prediction 2-0
Reason: Middlesbrough have
not won away from home yet this season, and tend to play
more defensively outside the Riverside. Fulham are a tough
team to play at Craven Cottage, and so should manage all
three points here.
Barclays Premiership Top Scorers
1
|
Didier Drogba |
Chelsea |
9 |
| 2
|
Nwankwo Kanu
|
Portsmouth |
9 |
3
|
Kevin Doyle
|
Reading |
8 |
4
|
Louis Saha
|
Man Utd |
8 |
5
|
Wayne Rooney
|
Man Utd |
8 |
6
|
Darren Bent
|
Charlton |
6 |
7
|
Cristiano Ronaldo
|
Man Utd |
6 |
8
|
Dirk Kuyt
|
Liverpool |
6 |
9
|
Gareth Barry
|
Aston Villa |
6 |
10
|
Thierry Henry
|
Arsenal |
6 |
11
|
Andrew Johnson
|
Everton |
6 |
12
|
Henri Camara
|
Wigan |
6 |